In the spirit of this weekend's Scripture readings, I would like to propose a series of signs (beyond Jesus' reference to budding fig trees) that will indicate that THE END IS NEAR. They are in no particular order--choose the ones that most move you to final preparedness:
Comprehensive health care reform will be passed that pleases everyone
The next Pope will call a "Vatican III"
The upcoming Narnian movie will actually be faithful to the book
The entire 2010 baseball season will be played without the use of performance-enhancing drugs
The History Channel will show nothing but historical documentaries
Text messaging will become passe and cease to exist
Airline fares will go down, and at the same time qualtiy of service will go up
All computer worms and viruses will simultaneously and spontaneously self-destruct
Osama bin-Laden will embrace pacifism
The Cubs will win the World Series
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You had me sitting here thinking,"That could happen", until you threw the Cubs into it.
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What a sign if THE PRESENT Pope would convoke Vatican III!...I want to be around for it! :)
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